In the elevator.

Sandra: The maintenance guy said the elevators all over the building are down. We could be here for a while;
Peter: Ummm, I got bad news. I reeeally have to pee!
Anna: I know! Let's play the name game.
Chuck: No, thank you.

Modern Troubles

My partner and and I were invited to my office holiday party. So we went. I was a little bit disappointed though: a) I would've preferred to have brought my wife, and b) now everybody at my office thinks I'm gay.