Thursday, August 16, 2007

Taxi firm pays blind man after refusing ride

From the story:
North Shore Tax driver Behzad Saidy refused to take Bruce Gilmour and his dog from a West Vancouver coffee shop to Gilmour's Vancouver home in January 2006, saying his Muslim religion prevented him from associating with dogs because they're "unclean."

Unfortunately, following this incident, relations between Gilmour and the cab company continued to sour in the wake of his ill considered decision to drop his guide dog in favour of a seeing-eye Jew.

More Proverbs

"The man returning from his daily labors having not sinned may have six slices of ham and glass of milk on turning in."

(some sources add "and still be okay")

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Chinese proverb loopholes


The well known Chinese proverb: to save a single life is better than to build a seven storey pagoda, is always presented thus. Seven storeys. This explains the lesser known fact that Chinese insurance costs take a great leap forward for Chinese architects designing pagodas of eight floors or more.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Master, what is the one great purpose of NASA?


They shall furnish a Shuttle to service the Space Station.
That is the first and great purpose. The second is like unto it.
They shall maintain a Space Station to provide missions for the Shuttle.
On these two purposes hang all the law and profits.



Some quips just need to be ripped off.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Little known facts II.

The real reason for the Second Nicene Council (A.D.787) was to discuss how to suppress the invention of the printing press. Luther discovered it 700 years later in the Vatican basement when he "accidently" got separated from his tour group. (He tucked it under his coat and later gave it to Gutenberg who became famous and prolific, which is why the Protestant Reformation is rightly blamed for Police Academy 3: Back in Training and Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol).

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

A Genocidal Dictator Momentarily Revisited


"Say what you will, that kettle is really quite black"

Pol Pot (1974, Oudong)


Update: Pa Kettle's response to the Oudong speech: "Pol, you do all the barkin', but it's me that's always in the doghouse. "

Friday, August 03, 2007

A Proverb

As it is not good for a man to eat much honey, so a scrutiniser of Majesty, shall be overawed by glory.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Little known facts. The first in a series

See Matt 18:19 for how most doubles tennis matches are really decided.

(I learnt this from a Protestant friend)

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

More Alt Codes.

Don't forget the leading zero on these ones:

0130 ‚ 0131 ƒ 0132 „ 0133 …
0136 ˆ 0138 Š 0139 ‹ 0140 Œ
0142 Ž 0145 ‘ 0146 ’ 0147 “
0148 ” 0149 • 0150 – 0151 —
0152 ˜ 0153 ™ 0154 š 0155 ›
0156 œ 0157  0158 ž 0159 Ÿ
0160 Space 0161 ¡ 0162 ¢ 0163 £
0164 ¤ 0165 ¥ 0166 ¦ 0167 §
0168 ¨ 0169 © 0170 ª 0171 «
0172 ¬ 0173 ­ 0174 ® 0175 ¯
0176 ° 0177 ± 0178 ² 0179 ³
0180 ´ 0181 µ 0182 0183 ·
0184 ¸ 0185 ¹ 0186 º 0187 »
0188 ¼ 0189 ½ 0190 ¾ 0191 ¿
0192 À 0193 Á 0194 Â 0195 Ã
0196 Ä 0197 Å 0198 Æ 0199 Ç
0200 È 0201 É 0202 Ê 0203 Ë
0204 Ì 0205 Í 0206 Î 0207 Ï
0208 Ð 0209 Ñ 0210 Ò 0211 Ó
0212 Ô 0213 Õ 0214 Ö 0215 ×
0216 Ø 0217 Ù 0218 Ú 0219 Û
0220 Ü 0221 Ý 0222 Þ 0223 ß
0224 à 0225 á 0226 â 0227 ã
0228 ä 0229 å 0230 æ 0231 ç
0232 è 0233 é 0234 ê 0235 ë
0236 ì 0237 í 0238 î 0239 ï
0240 ð 0241 ñ 0242 ò 0243 ó
0244 ô 0245 õ 0246 ö 0247 ÷
0248 ø 0249 ù 0250 ú 0251 û
0252 ü 0253 ý 0254 þ 0255 ÿ

Some Alt codes

128 Ç 129 ü 130 é 131 â
132 ä 133 à 134 å 135 ç
136 ê 137 ë 138 è 139 ï
140 î 141 ì 142 Ä 143 Å
144 É 145 æ 146 Æ 147 ô

148 ö 149 ò 150 û 151 ù

152 ÿ 153 Ö 154 Ü
155 ¢
156 £ 157 ¥ 158 § 159 ƒ

160 á 161 í 162 ó 163 ú

164 ñ 165 Ñ 166 ª 167 º

168 ¿ 169 ¬ 170 ¬ 171 ½

172 ¼ 173 ¡ 174 « 175 »

225 ß 230 µ 241 ± 246 ÷

248 ° 250 · 253 ²

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Thought for the day.

You sure see a lot of straw man arguments on the interweb these days;
Look for a tin man argument and there is none to be found.
Though the cowardly lions will argue till they're blue in the face;
And flying monkeys abound.

Friday, May 25, 2007

A friend sent me this on Alberta's new Creation (no scare quotes) Museum.

I have no scientific knowledge to offer in settling this question either way. My only arguments for an old universe are aesthetic. It simply delights me to contemplate that the wonder we see around us may have been created by such slow and tiny incremental steps--swirling about, not with protons and electrons or even in the murky layers of existence physicists call quantum indeterminacy, but in mystical undiscovered (and perhaps undiscoverable) layers of reality below that--that it almost seems that each particular creative act could have been an accident--a stray note on a string: out of tune and out of time. But, taken together, the trillions upon trillions of minute waves of the Conductor's baton have given us our unspeakably intricate symphony of symphonies of symphonies, which could not have arisen any other way than by His constant loving will.

As against that, "Bang! There’s a planet; Bang! There’s an amoeba; Bang! There’s a dinosaur; Bang! There’s a man," seems rather a crude way for God to have gone about things.

As for Adam and Eve, my own pet theory is that Adam was a product of evolution, but that Eve was born of an act of special creation. This implies I "believe" (that's too strong a word, actually) in evolution, but not in the mechanism of natural selection of random (undirected) gene mutations which I find ludicrous. That is to say, Adam was created from mud (if some protozoa and some proto-chimps weren't intermediate steps who can say?) and then had supernatural life breathed into him. But Eve was conceived whole, just as the Blessed Virgin was conceived holy.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

New Post

This isn't about banking regs. Watch this space!

Friday, April 27, 2007

My Fruitful Email Exchange with Adolfo Continues (scroll down to the comments for the beginning)

wherein he tries to save my soul.

To my last missive Adolfo has replied:
Subject: Re: Adolfo, I think I'm in love with you.

Of course you are...it's a natural reaction to meeting me.

Trust me, I understand your posts. Some are quite funny, others miss the mark. Many times, however, they remind me of someone who's just talking to hear himself talk.

In any case, hope being a smart ass is working for you in life. I have found that the endearing quality it first engenders sours very quickly.

God bless,

Adolfo
I think this first line, "Of course you are..." is very sweet so I didn't say anything about it. But I was nastier in my email reply--I mean more an ass (ah, still a long way to go):

Adolfo, my beamish boy:

"Trust me, I understand..." Not always, apparently. The "trust me" assurance doesn't engender confidence. Do you worry about the sin of pride? I do: all the time.

"...just talking to hear himself talk..." Really! That describes almost all the commenters on Mark's blog. At least I'm terse.

"I have found..." Ah. You were once a smart ass like me. I get it. Maybe one day I'll be like you and save Mark's combox readers (and the world) from people like me.

love,
a cricket

I think A will probably be tired of it all and not respond again, but if he does, I'm still having fun. Who knows? Maybe he'll cure me.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

St Joseph's Day "poetry" inspired by, among other things, this Rich Leonardi post


Lines written on March 19

The Orbs are silent, yet if one star,
alone may guess of who you are,
no man who bides in Adam's wake may know.
In darkness you arise and toil,
for Master who in darkness coil;
In darkness, home - you to darkness go.

You furnish board for those who starve,
and for the lame the step you carve,
the altar built is but for never wed
In living wood intricacies,
are wrought for but the blind to see;
In sturdy pine the ark but for the dead.

And in the night, the prayer you raise
is, like the suff'ring prophet's days,
delivered deaf and empty, dry and cold.
The lamb is lost, its love in vain,
and bitterness will now remain,
long, long as the vain limb and mind grow old.

Gnarlèd feet tread dusty sand,
with tool borne by gnarlèd hand;
now bravely face this day your blackest hour
But turn, the angel speaks: how could
your gnarlèd stick of long dead wood
burst into flower?


Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Don't like being a sinner?

I will forgive your sins. Just post them here in my comment box, and you'll be forgiven... by me.

I also promise not to read them... or if I do, it will be a sin which I will duly confess. In my comment box.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

In the elevator.

Sandra: The maintenance guy said the elevators all over the building are down. We could be here for a while;
Peter: Ummm, I got bad news. I reeeally have to pee!
Anna: I know! Let's play the name game.
Chuck: No, thank you.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Modern Troubles

My partner and and I were invited to my office holiday party. So we went. I was a little bit disappointed though: a) I would've preferred to have brought my wife, and b) now everybody at my office thinks I'm gay.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Passion for words

I just learned the difference between impassible and impassable. As in:

Heavy snow had rendered the road impassable; luckily, heavy drink had rendered me impassible.

Friday, December 15, 2006

From Now we are six.

Some weeks it runs around my brain almost constantly, but A.A Milne's classic couplet of nonsense poetry,

But now I am Six, I'm as clever as clever.
So I think I'll be six now for ever and ever.


is just that--nonsense...

Unless you change six to twenty. Then it makes sense.

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